HAHAHAHAHAHA
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Warning here…this might actually make you laugh. well, it made me laugh anyways… WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE If you are obsessive-compulsive…please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent…please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities…please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional…we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic…listen carefully…a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive…it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer. krista marie
I LOVE IT! where did you get it? it made me laugh so much – thanks i have printed it out so every time i feel bad i’ll know just how to get back in a good mood ! love kelly (who is still laughing)
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WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE
[snip] Ali
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Warning here…this might actually make you laugh. well, it made me laugh anyways… WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE If you are obsessive-compulsive…please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent…please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities…please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional…we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic…listen carefully…a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive…it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer. krista marie
Damnit, I wish my answering machine would accept outgoing messages of more than 15 seconds! Thanks, Krista, you made my day! -Carolina
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WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE If you are obsessive-compulsive…please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent…please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities…please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional…we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic…listen carefully…a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive…it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
Fantastic! ROTFWL – Dana "Happiness is something for which everyone strives. Those who realize it have earned it. It is tempered with sadness, embellished by our view of others and clarified by the stark realization that we all must overcome adversity. To forget any of these postulates dooms us to the status quo." - Dana 951
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Warning here…this might actually make you laugh. well, it made me laugh anyways… WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE If you are obsessive-compulsive…please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent…please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities…please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional…we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic…listen carefully…a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive…it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer. krista marie
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE If you are obsessive-compulsive…please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent…please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities…please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional…we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic…listen carefully…a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive…it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer. krista marie Damnit, I wish my answering machine would accept outgoing messages of more than 15 seconds! Thanks, Krista, you made my day! -Carolina
me to…this is a *riot* (although i’m not sure how many people would actually *leave* messages after hearing that <grin)
